The Perfect Republican Comedy Team

I have an idea for the perfect republican team: George Bush and Dan Quayle. Americans would be really happy because they’d be constantly laughing themselves silly:

Quayle: “Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”

Bush: “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”

Quayle: “One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.”

Bush: “They misunderestimated me.”

Quayle: “I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.

Bush: “I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.”

Quayle: “The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.”

Who’s funnier? It is hard to choose.

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