Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Republicans?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and with a Republican?
A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won’t do.
Q: What do you get when you put 32 republicans in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: What is the difference between a republican and a bag of fertilizer?
A: The bag.
Q: How many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but they won’t do anything without the permission from health insurance lobbiest and $20,000.
Republicans: daylight savings time is over, time to turn your clock back one century.
Q: Why were conservatives created?
A: Because the devil couldn’t be two places at once.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Republican out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
You might be a Tea Bagger if: “Your family tree doesn’t branch.”
True story:
When they were prepairing Sarah Palin for VP, they had a security audit checking the passwords on her computer accounts. During the audit, it was discovered that Sarah was using the following password:
“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Q: What does a tornado, hurricane and a teabagger divorce have in common?
A: Somebody is losing a trailer
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