{"id":23,"date":"2010-06-10T13:22:42","date_gmt":"2010-06-10T20:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/factleft.com\/?p=23"},"modified":"2010-06-10T13:22:42","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T20:22:42","slug":"you-might-be-a-republican-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"You Might be a Republican IF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You might be a republican:<\/p>\n<p>1. If you are opposed to socialism and learned about it in a free public library.<\/p>\n<p>2. If you hate the &#8220;de.ath tax&#8221; and the only thing you inherited from your parents was baldness and a 1948 GMC pickup truck.<\/p>\n<p>3. If you think a man born in New Haven, Connecticut to a rich Boston family is a good old boy (Bush).<\/p>\n<p>4. If you think a black man raised by single mother, with the middle name Hussein is an elitist.<\/p>\n<p>5. If you are opposed abortion because you have enough money squirreled away to fly your girl friend to Mexico.<\/p>\n<p>6. If you think it&#8217;s okay for Limbaugh to take oxycodone, but crack smokers should get life.<\/p>\n<p>7. You want Terry Shivo and Dick Cheney to be kept on life support.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might be a republican: 1. If you are opposed to socialism and learned about it in a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}