{"id":21,"date":"2010-06-10T13:19:46","date_gmt":"2010-06-10T20:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/factleft.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2010-06-10T13:19:46","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T20:19:46","slug":"republican-conservative-and-teabagger-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Republican, Conservative and Teabagger Jokes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Republicans?<br \/>\nA: A whine cellar.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and with a Republican?<\/p>\n<p>A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won&#8217;t do.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Q: What do you get when you put 32 republicans in one room?<br \/>\nA: A full set of teeth.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00a0Q: What is the difference between a republican and a bag of fertilizer?<br \/>\nA: The bag.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: One, but they won&#8217;t do anything without the permission from health insurance lobbiest and $20,000.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00a0Republicans: daylight savings time is over, time to turn your clock back one century.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00a0Q: Why were conservatives created?<br \/>\nA: Because the devil couldn&#8217;t be two places at once.\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00a0Q: How do you get a one-armed Republican out of a tree?<br \/>\nA: Wave to him.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>You might be a Tea Bagger if: &#8220;Your family tree doesn&#8217;t branch.&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>True story:<br \/>\nWhen they were prepairing Sarah Palin for VP, they had a security audit checking the passwords on her computer accounts. During the audit, it was discovered that Sarah was using the following password:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00a0Q: What does a tornado, hurricane and a teabagger divorce have in common?<br \/>\nA: Somebody is losing a trailer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Republicans? A: A whine cellar. Q:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/factleft.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}